Thursday, January 27, 2011

List of Fan-made Player Nicknames

Listed below are fan-made nicknames I have compiled. Feel free to add some more in the comments section.

Adonal Foyle: Aluminum Foil
Ben Wallace: Ben Wallets (in reference to Ben Wallace's time with the Bulls where he was playing like shit but making bank).
Corliss Williamson: Scoreless Williamson
Dirk Nowitzki: Dirk NoRingski, Irk Nowitzki (The letter D taken out of his first name since he plays no D)
Dwight Howard: Fright Coward
Dwyane Wade: D-Fade, D-Whistle
Eddie House: Eddie Brickhouse
Greg Oden: Greg Olden
Hedo Turkoglu: He-don't Turkoglu
Jason Kidd: Ason Kidd (Since he can't hit a J to save his life)
Jerry Stackhouse: Jerry Brickhouse
Kendrick Perkins: KenDick Jerkins
Kobe Bryant: Kome Cryant
Lamar Odom: Lamar Odumb, Lamar Scrotum
Larry Bird: Larry Turd
Lebron James: Lebronze, LeBrick, LePrick, LeCrab, LeFraud Shames, LeTravel, LeLoser, LeChoke, LeBroom, LeBum, Prince James
Magic Johnson: Tragic Johnson
OJ Mayo: Orange Juice & Mayonnaise
Pau Gasol: Paula Gasoft, Gasolina
Pervis Ellison: Pervis "Out of Service" Ellison
Sasha Vujacic: Sasha Vujabitch
Shaquille O'neal: Snaq, Shaquille O'meal
Shaun Livingston: Shaun Livingstick
Steve Nash: Steve Trash
Vince Carter: Wince Carter

About This Blog

According to, a Troll is someone "who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument."

I have made my rounds through many NBA message boards. Many posters on these boards have labeled me as a troll. Based on the definition of a troll, these posters are only half right. Many of the posts and discussions I start cause heated debates and arguments. However, I do not deliberately provoke others with the intention of causing maximum disruption. I only speak the truth when it comes to the NBA, and for that matter, life in general. Sometimes the truth hurts. When fanboys of Lebron, Kobe, Wade, MJ, etc...get butthurt by what I say, they automatically label me a troll.

Well if telling it like it is means being labeled as a troll, then I shall embrace that title. This blog is where you will find the truth in regards to the state of the NBA and the great game of basketball.