Thursday, January 27, 2011

List of Fan-made Player Nicknames

Listed below are fan-made nicknames I have compiled. Feel free to add some more in the comments section.

Adonal Foyle: Aluminum Foil
Ben Wallace: Ben Wallets (in reference to Ben Wallace's time with the Bulls where he was playing like shit but making bank).
Corliss Williamson: Scoreless Williamson
Dirk Nowitzki: Dirk NoRingski, Irk Nowitzki (The letter D taken out of his first name since he plays no D)
Dwight Howard: Fright Coward
Dwyane Wade: D-Fade, D-Whistle
Eddie House: Eddie Brickhouse
Greg Oden: Greg Olden
Hedo Turkoglu: He-don't Turkoglu
Jason Kidd: Ason Kidd (Since he can't hit a J to save his life)
Jerry Stackhouse: Jerry Brickhouse
Kendrick Perkins: KenDick Jerkins
Kobe Bryant: Kome Cryant
Lamar Odom: Lamar Odumb, Lamar Scrotum
Larry Bird: Larry Turd
Lebron James: Lebronze, LeBrick, LePrick, LeCrab, LeFraud Shames, LeTravel, LeLoser, LeChoke, LeBroom, LeBum, Prince James
Magic Johnson: Tragic Johnson
OJ Mayo: Orange Juice & Mayonnaise
Pau Gasol: Paula Gasoft, Gasolina
Pervis Ellison: Pervis "Out of Service" Ellison
Sasha Vujacic: Sasha Vujabitch
Shaquille O'neal: Snaq, Shaquille O'meal
Shaun Livingston: Shaun Livingstick
Steve Nash: Steve Trash
Vince Carter: Wince Carter

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